clench-worthy

So yesterday I had a great massage. I was in a lot of pain from the traveling and walking around all day in heels, and she really worked some knots out. The massage itself was insanely painful, as my neck and hip muscles were very tight. (It is a bad sign when the massage therapist keeps muttering "poor thing"...)

The massage was perfect. the massage experience, however, was marred by one thing: for some reason, I was incredibly gassy. If you ever had to hold it in in a meeting, elevator, whatever, you know when i am talking about. Now imagine doing that while someone is massaging your bare ASS. 

Tor - ture.