Tuesday, May 02, 2006

effed up...

last night i had a dream that my va-jay-jay was a guinnea pig. it ran around and talked to me. either i need to stop eating spicy food or someone somewhere is trying to tell me something. i was just a tad bit freaked out when i woke up. the night before i dreamt that i had sex with vince vaughn during the lion king and woke up really confused. i was like, woah- when did this happen, convinced myself it was the summer before senior year when josh was in south carolina, and then decided not to tell him because it is in the past and there is no need to stir the waters. about 20 minutes later, i realized that i actually never cheated on josh with vince for the sole reason that i have never met him. why can't i (a) have normal dreams and (b) realize that they are dreams and not flip out when i wake up? gah.

on a different note, josh surprised me with tickets to the sox game on thursday! i love it when his sweet side catches me off gaurd:)


Blogger si gracieuse said...

omg still laughing out loud about your first line.

and jealous you get to go to see baseball. i DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THE yanks/sox GAME LAST NIGHT.

4:37 PM  
Blogger si gracieuse said...


4:51 PM  
Anonymous deepa said...

no worries, it was rained out anyway:(

10:08 AM  
Blogger si gracieuse said...

i know! so happy. yay!

except i was referring to the game on monday. which i didn't listen to. because of torts. so sad. sigh.

enjoy the game tomorrow!!!!

12:21 PM  
Anonymous sara said...

um, i had tickets to the game last night! i was sitting in fenway when they announced it was cancelled. boo. eden got the tickets from her co-worker a few hours before the game, for FREE. it would have been magical, but alas.

so i guess this means no dinner plans tomorrow night? tis ok, i'm going to be a complete wreck anyway. i'm planning on going to the gym for a few hours so i just tire myself out so i can at least fall asleep. whats the deal with bbqing this weekend?

mwah, have fun tom night at the game!

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Allie said...

How weird, YOU were in MY dream last night. And, before you get offended about what is was about, please remember that I just read Middlesex which involves a significant amount of gender bending. Ok, I dreamed that you looked just like you and lived as a woman but you had XY chromosomes so I was going with you to a support group. I kept looking at you and thinking about how weird it was that you were really a man. I'm sorry! Don't hate me!
Also, I dropped off the graduation tickets at Sara's last night. So happy you are coming!

11:22 AM  
Blogger Deepa said...

ALLIE! MEH!! and DOUBLE MEH! i read middlesex and her/his life SUCKED! s/he joined a freak show! MEH!! i am officially mad at you!


(see you sat!)

4:57 PM  
Blogger H said...

hilarious middlesex reference. glad it wasn't me.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous deepa said...

MEH TO HEATHER TOO! a meh on all your houses!

9:50 AM  

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